Groundhog
Day might be the most useless day on the calendar. I had no idea why it started
or why it continues but it does. I have to say that I believe a chronic
migraine patient like myself can do a better job of predicting the weather than
a groundhog. I can more accurately predict rain than any weatherman I have ever
seen that’s for sure.
Maybe if
you could find a groundhog with chronic migraine disease that would be the
ultimate weather-predicting animal. However I don’t know if they exist. I also
wonder why no other animal has this ability, if it this is even a true ability.
Let’s
find out more.
This year
marks the one hundred and thirty-first year of this tradition, which takes
place annually in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, hence the groundhog’s name
Punxsutawney Phil, perhaps the worst name I have ever heard. If you go for the
big day you can get in for free but it is like visiting New York City on New
Year’s Eve. You will have to go super early to get in line and wait. But it is
just as popular attraction any other time of year. Naturally you can purchase
any variety of Punxsutawney Phil souvenirs there as well.
The day
begins for this poor creature when he is awakened by the large cheering crowd
of lunatics surrounding the locked lair where he lives. The fact that he is
essentially a captive makes this scene sound all the more bizarre. After this
traumatic beginning he apparently saw his shadow “accurately” predicting
another six weeks of winter for us all.
According
to the officially Punxsutawney Phil Groundhog Club website, and yes there is
such a thing, these are apparently the “true” facts to answer some of my
burning questions:
- A groundhog's life span is normally 6 to 8 years. Phil receives a drink of a magical punch every summer during the Annual Groundhog Picnic, which gives him 7 more years of life.
- Yes, Punxsutawney Phil is the only true weather forecasting groundhog. The others are just imposters.
- There has been only one Punxsutawney Phil. Punxsutawney Phil gets his longevity from drinking "groundhog punch" (a secret recipe).
- The celebration of Groundhog Day began with the Germans, Pennsylvania's earliest settlers. They brought with them the legend of Candlemas Day, which states "For as the sun shines on Candlemas day, so far will the snow swirl in May...". The settlers found that groundhogs were plentiful and were the most intelligent and sensible animal to carry on the legend of Candlemas Day.
- Punxsutawney held its first Groundhog Day in the 1800's. The first official trek to Gobbler's Knob made on February 2nd, 1887.
- So the story goes, Punxsutawney Phil was named after King Phillip. Prior to being called Phil, he was called Br'er Groundhog.
They are
apparently other groundhogs trying to get in on this gig, for existence Staten
Island Chuck here near N.Y.C. He apparently has an eighty percent accuracy
rating and believes we will have an early spring this year.
The only
thing more ridiculous to me than this tradition was the 1993 made about it. If
you haven’t seen it don’t waste your time. It stars Bill Murray who is a news
reporter covering this big event and continues to relive this day over and over
again until he learns some life lessons.
As if
that movie wasn’t bad enough this tale is moving to Broadway! I swear I will
not be spending any time in the theater in the next few years. Every show I
read about has a worse plot than the one before it and they are usually ideas
that have already been created in another genre, typically films. Prior to this
novel idea I read about “A Devil Wears Prada” musical to be written by Elton
John. But I believe a singing groundhog takes the cake. Ironically though it
begins in six weeks. Too bad Phil didn’t announce that from the stump as well.
For me
the best news I have ever heard on Groundhogs Day happened last year when my
very dear friend gave birth to a beautiful, healthy baby boy making me an aunt
once more.
Happy birthday dumpling!
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